Science: Being fat makes COVID deadlier
Government: We should close all gyms and cancel sports
Science: Diabetes and high blood pressure make COVID deadlier
Government: Free donuts and booze is a fun way to encourage people to get vaccinated.
Science: Young healthy people aren't particularly vulnerable to severe sickness with COVID
Government: The vaccine is required for your teenage son to go to college, and your 3-year old daughter? Yeah, her too.
Science: Acquired immunity provides significant, long-lasting protection against COVID
Government: Why haven't you been vaccinated yet?
Science: Yeah, why?
Media: You're killing people
The President of the US: The unvaccinated will pay the price
My job: What are you waiting for?
My friends: Just get the shot already dude
My family: You can't come to our house if you haven't been vaccinated
My school: Your degree program cannot be finished if you haven't been vaccinated
The NFL: You cannot eat with your teammates if you haven't been vaccinated
Event venues: You can't attend a sports game or a concert if you haven't been vaccinated
Reddit: Any criticisms of the vaccine will be removed.
Twitter: Government data shouldn't be used to express anti-vaccine opinions.
Facebook: Our fact checkers determined that you are spreading misinformation
YouTube: Your anti-vaccine conspiracy theories violate our Terms of Use guidelines
Concerned doctors: Maybe we should stop and discuss this fir–
Media: THIS DOCTOR IS A QUACK AND HAS BEEN DEBOONKED SEVERAL TIMES
Concerned parents: I don't feel comfortable with getting my kid vacci–
Media: DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN?!
Concerned employees: I really don't think I need this vaccine and I'm worried that thi–
Employers: WELL THEN WEAR A MASK AND A STICKER THAT TELLS EVERYONE TO STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM YOU!
One half of the population: I don't want the vaccine
The government: Okay, well here's a long list of things you can no longer do.
The other half of the population: Serves them right.