A lot of people have been asking me what it's like being on the COVID wards in the hospital, so I figured I'd share what a typical day looks like for me:
6am - Wake up. Roll off of my pile of money that Big Pharma gave me. Softly weep as it doesn’t put a dent in my medical school loans.
6:30am - Make breakfast, using only foods from the diet that gives me everlasting life by avoiding all fats, sugars, carbs, and proteins. For details buy my book and check out my shop.
7am - Get to work, load up my syringes with coronavirus before rounds.
8am - See my patients for the day. Administer the medications that the government tells me to. Covertly rub essential oils on the ones I want to get better.
9:30am - Call Bill Gates to check how 5G tower construction is going, hoping for more coronavirus soon. He tells me they’re delayed due to repairs on the towers used to spread the Black Plague. Curse the fact that this is the most efficient way to spread infectious diseases.
10am - One patient tells me he knows “the truth” about coronavirus. I give him a Tdap booster. He becomes autistic in front of my eyes. He’ll never conspire against me again.
11am - Tend to the secret hospital garden of St. John’s wort and ginkgo leaves that we save for rich patients and donors.
12:30pm - Pick up my briefcase of money from payroll, my gift from Pfizer for the incomprehensible profits we make off of the free influenza vaccine given every year.
1pm - Conference call with Dr. Fauci and the lab in Wuhan responsible for manufacturing viruses. Tell them my idea about how an apocalypse-style zombie virus would be a cool one to try for the next batch.
2pm - A patient starts asking me about getting rid of toxins. I ask her if she has a liver and kidneys. She tells me she knows “the truth” about Big Anatomy and that the only way to detoxify herself is to eat nothing but lemon wedges and mayonnaise for weeks. I give her a Tdap booster.
2:45pm - Help the FBI, CIA, and CDC silence the masses. Lament the fact that I can only infringe on one or two of their rights. Oh well, there’s always tomorrow.
4pm - One of my rich patients begins to crash. Laugh as I realize I’ve mismatched her spirit animal and zodiac moon sign. I switch out the Purple Amethyst above her bed for a Tiger’s Eye geode. She stabilizes. I throw some ginkgo leaves on her for good measure
6pm - Go onto YouTube and see coronavirus conspiracy videos everywhere. Curse my all powerful government for how inept they are at keeping people from spreading “the truth”
6:10pm - Go onto Amazon and see that a book about “the truth” is the #1 seller this week. Question the power of my all powerful government. Make a reminder to myself to get more Tdap boosters from the Surgeon General next time we talk.
7pm - Time to go home. Before I leave, sacrifice a goat to Dr. Fauci and say three Hippocratic Oaths.
9pm - Take a contented sigh as I snuggle under the covers made of the tinfoil hats of my enemies, realizing that my 4 years of medical school and 3 years of residency training have been put to good use today.
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Sedaj se veliko govori o ZDA, pa sem malo pogledal številke
ZDA 328 mio prebivalcev
EU je preko 400 mio (če vzameš pet držav - DE 83, UK 68, FR 67, IT 60, ES 47), prideš na 325 MIO, se pravi zelo primerljivo po populaciji (pa Nemčija zelo zbija povprečje)
število smrti (število potrjenih primerov)
ZDA: 56k (1005k)
EU-5: 99k (908k)
Se pravi, Evropa konkretno vodi po smrtih, po potrjenih primerih pa zelo podobno (o primerljivosti metodologije se pa ne upam soditi).
Ker bi rekel, da je v ZDA zamik, da pri njih še prihaja najhujše sem pogledal število smrti v zadnjem dnevu:
ZDA: 1078
EU-5: 1528
Me je kar presenetilo, da EU-5 tudi tukaj še kar vodi.
Nadaljujem primerjava ZDA – Evropa-
ZDA 328 mio prebivalcev, EU-5 (DE 83, UK 68, FR 67, IT 60, ES 47) 325 mio prebivalcev,
Število smrti (število potrjenih primerov)
ZDA: 85k (1,42 Mio)
EU-5: 127k (1,07 Mio)
Število smrti v zadnjem dnevu:
ZDA: 1314
EU-5: 1037
Še Švedska (v oklepaju številke, ki bi jih imeli v Sloveniji po švedskem scenariju):
27 909 Okuženih (5581),
637 novih okužb v zadnjem dnevu (127)
3 460 smrti skupaj (692)
147 novih smrti v zadnjem dnevu (29)
Svedska dela prav, oni so dan ali dva od credne imunostitorej EU dela nekaj narobe v primerjavi z ZDA? Tam se menda ni začelo takrat, kov EU.
Švedska pa dela nekaj hudo narobe, zgleda. Ali pa mi prav. Kdo bi vedel?
Treba je pogledati te cifre, ko bo konec epidemije za vse. Do takrat pa nekdo, ki je se na zacetku, ima normalno nizje cifre kot pa nekdo, ki je ze na pol poti.torej EU dela nekaj narobe v primerjavi z ZDA? Tam se menda ni začelo takrat, kov EU.
Švedska pa dela nekaj hudo narobe, zgleda. Ali pa mi prav. Kdo bi vedel?