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Zelen Tsu, the fart of war & the art of not losing & the Art of Begging, chapter 101
When your army faces a desertion crisis, sacrifice you best men for a pointless mission.
To confuse the enemy, you must first confuse yourself.
If you face encirclement on three sides, look at the exit, and charge the opposite way.
If your forces are retreating, just start a psychological attack.
If you wanted to be saw as winner, just plant the flag.
When the enemy encircles you, you win.
When you are encircled, you are now in target rich environvment, which is good.
Q: "We're encirled! -> A: Great, that means we can fire in all directions!
We're surrounded. That simplifies our problem.
Ignore your enemies strengths and exploit your own weaknesses.
Nothing is lost as long as your coke supply is safe.
There is nothing we can do but We are winning.
Proxy wars are not about winning or losing, it's about seeing how much you can wash out of the treasury for personal gain before the money dries up.
As long as I refuse to lose, I am winning!
if you want to win a war you must lose all the battles.
When invited to sign a deal with a leader who is reluctant to support you, make sure to make a scene.
I can't lose if I decide to win.
If you don't want to loss "strategic insignificant city", don't forget to take a selfie.
