Morda ne spada ravno v to temo, pa bom tukajle vseeno objavil nekaj zanimivih misli, ki jih je izjavil Woody Allen. Ker jih bo v tej temi verjetno videlo več ljudi in ker bo morda iz njih nekoč nastal kakšen zanimiv film.
Next Life by Woody Allen
In my next life I want to live my life backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old
people's home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then
when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.
You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready
for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play.
You have no responsibilities; you become a baby until you are born.
And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like
conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters
every day and then Voila ... You finish off as an orgasm!
I rest my case.
Next Life by Woody Allen
In my next life I want to live my life backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old
people's home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then
when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.
You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready
for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play.
You have no responsibilities; you become a baby until you are born.
And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like
conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters
every day and then Voila ... You finish off as an orgasm!
I rest my case.
