hudi filmski "citati"

Anamarija

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Ena življenjska, ki bi jo lahko upošteval v marsikaterem hw filmu...

Tuco: When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk. (Good, bad, ugly)
 

ChaoRen

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Citat:
Miggs: I can smell your cunt.
Hannibal Lecter: Now then, tell me. What did Miggs say to you? Multiple Miggs in the next cell. He hissed at you. What did he say?
Clarice Starling: He said, "I can smell your cunt."
Hannibal Lecter: I see. I myself cannot. You use Evian skin cream, and sometimes you wear L'Air du Temps, but not today.

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Murray: Is it true what they're sayin', he's some kinda vampire?
Clarice Starling: They don't have a name for what he is.

Citat:
Clarice Starling: If you didn't kill him, then who did, sir?
Hannibal Lecter: Who can say. Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere.

Citat:
[last lines]
Hannibal Lecter: [on telephone] I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye.
Clarice Starling: Dr. Lecter?... Dr. Lecter?... Dr. Lecter?... Dr. Lecter?...
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Besedna igra par excellence.

Citat:
Hannibal Lecter: Why do you think he removes their skins, Agent Starling?
[sarcastically]
Hannibal Lecter: Enthrall me with your acumen.
Clarice Starling: It excites him. Most serial killers keep some sort of trophies from their victims.
Hannibal Lecter: I didn't.
Clarice Starling: No. No, you ate yours.

Sir Anthony Hopkins, eden mojih najljubših.
 

ChaoRen

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Citat:
Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?
The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

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Walter Sobchak: I told those fucks down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
Donny: What's Shabbos?
Walter Sobchak: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't [censored] ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit
[shouts]
Walter Sobchak: don't [censored] roll! Shomer shabbos!
Walter is not even Jewish.
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Citat:
Walter Sobchak: [shouted repeatedly while smashing a car with a crow bar]
[shouts]
Walter Sobchak: This is what happens when you [censored] a stranger in the ass!

Citat:
Blond Treehorn Thug: [holding up a bowling ball] What the [censored] is this?
The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.
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Citat:
The Dude: Look, just stay away from my [censored] lady friend.
Da Fino: Hey, I'm not messing with your special lady.
The Dude: She's not my special lady, she's my [censored] lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive.

Citat:
The Dude: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
Donny: I am the walrus.
The Dude: You know what I'm trying to say...
Walter Sobchak: That [censored] bitch...
The Dude: Oh yeah!
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: Shut the [censored] up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
Donny: What the [censored] is he talking about, Dude?

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Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of.

Brata Coen, fantastičen črni humor, ki pa ga ne razume vsakdo. Jeff Bridges as The Dude, John Goodman as Walter Sobchak and Steve Buscemi as Donny.


Potem pa Fargo, še eno remek delo bratov Coen...

Citat:
Carl Showalter: Okay, here're the keys to my truck. I'm taking the car right now and gettin' out of here.
Gaer Grimsrud: We split that.
Carl Showalter: How the [censored] do you split a car, you dummy? With a [censored] chainsaw?
Peter Stormare in Steve Buscemi
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Materiala precej in te filme je treba pogledat večkrat, da res konzumiraš ves humor.
 

ChaoRen

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Steve Buscemi v "I think I love my wife" Chrisu Rocku ponudi viagro in reče: "I may not look like Brad Pitt, but I can [censored] like him."

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kloshar

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Night at the Roxbury...



Župnik: Steven, repeat after me!

Steve: After me.



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Craig, ko Steve odpali iz poroke:

"Emily, with all respect to Steve, his discipline is lacking as his appreciation to you. Now I on the other hand can bench-press 305 pounds, I squad a clean five twenty five and my body fat pro cent is less than 2%. I'm not only a professional trainer, I also hope to mark my protein bars some day. Plus, I've always loved you."



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Diskač:

Dough: Shut up, you [censored]!

Craig: You know Doug, just because you and your brother are having problems, that's no reason to refer to my intellectual capacity in a diminutive manner.



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Dodajam:



Steve Butabi: Oh my God, Doug. This is the most amazing place I've ever been.

Richard Grieco: Guys, guys. This is the coat room. The club's in here.



[trying to pick up some women]

Doug Butabi: So... you guys wanna make out or what?



Mr. Zadir: Dooey, did you just grab my ass?

Dooey: Sir, from where I'm standing, that's a physical impossibilty.

Mr. Zadir: Oh, I know your tricks, Dooey!



New Club Waiter: Mr. Zadir, Dooey just called from Pismo Beach. He says there's no way he could've grabbed your ass.

Mr. Zadir: What is he up to now?



loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
 
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Qmi

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Ljubljana
Svetovno
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Pa en citat s filma Starsky&Hutch:

David Starsky: I like your Lincoln.
Huggy Bear: It's a '76. Won't be out 'til next year. But I know some people that know some people that robbed some people.
 

ChaoRen

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Citat:
Uporabnik Mucek pravi:
Svetovno
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Pa en citat s filma Starsky&Hutch:

David Starsky: I like your Lincoln.
Huggy Bear: It's a '76. Won't be out 'til next year. But I know some people that know some people that robbed some people.

Huda, ja.
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Huggy Bear aka Snoop Dogg
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Mr_Orange

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Seveda iz From dusk till dawn
 

Hoci

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Švarzijev Commando:

Matrix: Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?
Sully: That's right, Matrix. You did.
Matrix: I lied.

pol ga vrže v prepad pa ko ga ženska vpraša kaj je z njim naredu

Cindy: What happened to Sully?
Matrix: I let him go.

neprecenljivi on-linerji iz 80 let
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zetko

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The rock:

"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and [censored] the prom queen."
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