Kaj namestit sodelavki?
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evo par pametnih:
1. Pull all the keys off his keyboard, rearrange them in different spots. He does not know how to type properly anyway, he hunts and pecks. It will take him forever to fix it.
2. Find out what he is working on and when he leaves his desk, delete the file. (Don't forget to empty the recycle bin)
3. Put thumbtacks in his chair.
4. When he leaves his desk, rearrange everything on it. Turn his monitor around, move everything to a different location.
5. Delete his saved email. Delete his contact list. Do it every time he fixes it, it will make him appear incompetent.
6. Each time he leaves his desk, turn his computer off.
7. Ignore him when he speaks. Do not look at him at all. Pretend he is not there, Mr. "I need affirmation" will hate that. He must have attention.
8. When he leaves his desk, page him to come to the office, then when he gets there tell him never mind. Do this several times a day.
9. Pour salt in his coffee.
1. Pull all the keys off his keyboard, rearrange them in different spots. He does not know how to type properly anyway, he hunts and pecks. It will take him forever to fix it.
2. Find out what he is working on and when he leaves his desk, delete the file. (Don't forget to empty the recycle bin)
3. Put thumbtacks in his chair.
4. When he leaves his desk, rearrange everything on it. Turn his monitor around, move everything to a different location.
5. Delete his saved email. Delete his contact list. Do it every time he fixes it, it will make him appear incompetent.
6. Each time he leaves his desk, turn his computer off.
7. Ignore him when he speaks. Do not look at him at all. Pretend he is not there, Mr. "I need affirmation" will hate that. He must have attention.
8. When he leaves his desk, page him to come to the office, then when he gets there tell him never mind. Do this several times a day.
9. Pour salt in his coffee.
Corecto mundoo!!
In točno to sem potihem predlagal vsem v firmi. Danes smo pričeli, in z njo komuniciramo samo ta minimum,
"Zdravo, Adijo, mate pripravljene dopise?" (vikat smo jo začeli). Privat z njo ne govorimo nič.
Za prvi dan je blo kot planirano, in mislim da je nekoliko "got the messege".
Tako bomo vstrajali en teden, po potrebi tut mesec, ker jo mamo vsi poln k.
Danes je šla "ateju" zatožit sodelavca; prišla je do njega: "Parkiral si na direktorjevo mesto",
on pa ji pribije: "Sej pa starega nebo danes v službo če je v Ljubljani cel dan", in danes mi je
že omenil, sicer v hecu, da čuti da je nekdo parkiral v petek na mesto od "starega"...
(zatožla ga je danes navsezgodaj že)
Psica je do amena. Sploh se ne čudim da je samska že od 86tega leta.
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Izbrisan uporabnik #488
Povabi jo na alter.si
da malo prebere tvoje prispevke. Boš razbremenil sodelavce, ker bo celo leto mela kaj o tebi šefu lapati.
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