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Kaj je pa kle čudnega?
Pač smo ena mal večja KS za Indijo (2M prebivalstva? To ma v Indiji vsaka malo večja vas), zastavo imamo rusko z eno packo v zgornji levi tretjini, podobno kot npr Slovaška, v Indiji zimskih športov, košarke in rokometa ne špilajo, mi pa ne kriketa in hokeja na travi, tko da nič čudnega, da se jim sanja ne o nas.
A katerikoli od vas pozna naprimer Trichy? Se mi je zdelo, da ne. No, tam okoli živi glih tolk folka, kot v Sloveniji.
Namesto, da drkate in zajebavate Indijce, naredite kaj, da se to ne bo več dogajalo in da bomo tam vsaj malo prepoznavni. Jaz, naprimer, sem v prej omenjenem Trichyju pustil tak pečat, da se me še danes, po 7-ih letih, spomnijo.
Pač smo ena mal večja KS za Indijo (2M prebivalstva? To ma v Indiji vsaka malo večja vas), zastavo imamo rusko z eno packo v zgornji levi tretjini, podobno kot npr Slovaška, v Indiji zimskih športov, košarke in rokometa ne špilajo, mi pa ne kriketa in hokeja na travi, tko da nič čudnega, da se jim sanja ne o nas.
A katerikoli od vas pozna naprimer Trichy? Se mi je zdelo, da ne. No, tam okoli živi glih tolk folka, kot v Sloveniji.
Namesto, da drkate in zajebavate Indijce, naredite kaj, da se to ne bo več dogajalo in da bomo tam vsaj malo prepoznavni. Jaz, naprimer, sem v prej omenjenem Trichyju pustil tak pečat, da se me še danes, po 7-ih letih, spomnijo.
Več, kot ti.
Ampak samo par %. Ostali so ostali nekje v srednjem veku.
Pa tudi tisti, ki ga imajo, klikajo "money, money, money", pa spet Slovenije ni med zadetki. Asoc.: Zadetki sicer v Sloveniji so, sam konzumirajo drugačne droge, kot Indijci.
Lej, nas mikropizdunov, ne jebejo veliki pizduni. Mi smo pičkin dim v svetovnem merilu.
I first came in contact with Slovenia when my boat sank and I got washed up on the shore of Slovenia island. I didn't speak a word of Russian and I had no way of explaining to people that I was not an American spy. I spent 7 years in labour camps in the Steria region of the island where I learned my first Russian words "čuj, kaksi?" and "kaki čéh je tóti hépan!". With time I learned enough Russian to explain to people who I was and how I came here so they let me go. I found home with a nice family, The Strojans, who shared with me everything they had and I didn't have to pay for anything. They didn't as well.
I learned to love this little island and I don't think I'll ever be leaving. They also have an island within an island, it's called Blejski Otok and it's owned by The Vatican which makes it a country within an island within a state within an island within a country. It's like a mirror room or Babushka which is an Ukrainian thing and Ukrain is also a part of Russia except it's not an island like Slovenia.
There are also a lot of mountains in Slovenia, big, heavy mountains which are sadly getting too heavy so Slovenia is starting to sink. There are plans of cutting of the tops of mountains and throwing them into the Caspian sea thus expanding the size of Slovenia for another couple of square kilometers. If that works out not only will Slovenia not sink but it will also get one more vote in the Duma (Russian parliament) as votes are counted according to the size of the federal state. As this would result in a bigger surface of Russia itself the Russian Federation will get more powerful and get more say in the United Nations defending human rights violation in support of Communist and Fashist regimes in Asia and Arab countries.
Oh, and also, the mayor of the island is not Ivan Jordan but Ivan J. Janša (J. stands for Janez not Jordan). Although the guy in the picture holding the clap is Zoran Jankoviæ, honorary Serbian consol (Serbia has recently seperated from Russia and declared independance but the very next day The Republic of Asia anexed it and the people never found out so nobody said anything but everybody is getting slanted eyes and they think it's the after effect of Chernobil nuclear explosion from the 80'.).
Anyhow, Slovenia is a great place to be and if you can rent a boat (the island has a runway and an airport but it's name keeps changing so it might happend that you buy a ticket and it's not valid anylonger as the name of the airport does no longer excist) or catch a cruise ship (much cheaper), do stop by and spend some fun time on the island to enjoy it's beauties and political drama.
I learned to love this little island and I don't think I'll ever be leaving. They also have an island within an island, it's called Blejski Otok and it's owned by The Vatican which makes it a country within an island within a state within an island within a country. It's like a mirror room or Babushka which is an Ukrainian thing and Ukrain is also a part of Russia except it's not an island like Slovenia.
There are also a lot of mountains in Slovenia, big, heavy mountains which are sadly getting too heavy so Slovenia is starting to sink. There are plans of cutting of the tops of mountains and throwing them into the Caspian sea thus expanding the size of Slovenia for another couple of square kilometers. If that works out not only will Slovenia not sink but it will also get one more vote in the Duma (Russian parliament) as votes are counted according to the size of the federal state. As this would result in a bigger surface of Russia itself the Russian Federation will get more powerful and get more say in the United Nations defending human rights violation in support of Communist and Fashist regimes in Asia and Arab countries.
Oh, and also, the mayor of the island is not Ivan Jordan but Ivan J. Janša (J. stands for Janez not Jordan). Although the guy in the picture holding the clap is Zoran Jankoviæ, honorary Serbian consol (Serbia has recently seperated from Russia and declared independance but the very next day The Republic of Asia anexed it and the people never found out so nobody said anything but everybody is getting slanted eyes and they think it's the after effect of Chernobil nuclear explosion from the 80'.).
Anyhow, Slovenia is a great place to be and if you can rent a boat (the island has a runway and an airport but it's name keeps changing so it might happend that you buy a ticket and it's not valid anylonger as the name of the airport does no longer excist) or catch a cruise ship (much cheaper), do stop by and spend some fun time on the island to enjoy it's beauties and political drama.
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